One day, while out of its hole, the young mouse suddenly heard a cat mewing. It quickly ran back to its hold and hid for a while. After some time, the cat sounds disappeared and the mouse felt safe. Not too long after, the young mouse heard the sound of a dog barking.
Finally assured that it was safe, the young mouse left its hole... and was promptly caught by a cat...
Feeling extremely cheated, the young mouse asked the cat "I was so sure I heard a dog just now!"
The cat promptly replied "In these times, everyone needs to learn a second language to survive"
The End